The Donald Trump Bug-Out Bag: $25
A pre-packed duffle bag with over a dozen items hand-picked to help you survive the collapse of civilization after Donald Trump is elected President of the United States. Includes the Cards Against Humanity Trump Pack with 25 new jokes about frightening demagogue Donald Trump.
Food rations for when supplies are low
A flint and steel to help you start a fire to warm your cold, terrified family
A durable black duffle bag suitable for travel in a radioactive wasteland
A hand-crank radio to scan the airwaves for other survivors
A gas mask to protect you from the Red Dust while you scavenge for scrap metal
A can of beans to eat around the fire on a special occasion
A space blanket to keep you warm when building a fire is too risky
A harmonica to entertain your fellow wastelanders with songs of the old days
A compass to help you head south towards whatever meager civilization still remains
A laminated card with handy Spanish phrases such as, “I am a refugee.”
Currency from Mexico, Guatemala, Nicaragua, and Colombia
An application to become a permanent resident of Mexico
Seed packets to help you recreate civilization by cultivating plants
A copy of Plato’s Republic so that you can contemplate the ultimate folly of democracy
The Cards Against Humanity Trump Pack with 25 cards about America’s 45th and last President, Donald Trump
A small golden locket with a photograph of former President Barack Obama
Includes the Trump Pack with 25 new jokes about frightening demagogue Donald Trump
